Need a place to vent about that annoying friend? Look no further than our My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Notebook.

With a dog and owner who know how to talk smack, you'll have endless entertainment and a safe space to let it all out. Sorry, not sorry.

Also, this notebook is actually useful with its A5 soft neoskin cover, 80 lined leaves (160 pages), and convenient elastic closure. Plus, it even comes with a fancy bookmark ribbon.

Your dog will be impressed.